Friday, August 8, 2008

The Party Girls' Confessions

Top Signs Why Girls Should Call it a Night - Ayins' Cut (Huh?)
  1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.
  2. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move EVER!
  3. Your bladder becomes amazingly full every 10 minutes.
  4. You sit down and the room and people around you starts spinning profusely.
  5. You're slurring your words so badly, that nobody can understand what your saying and so you start screaming the words out. When they say what, you can't even remember what you were talking about.
  6. You've come up with the brilliant idea that you can create less hassle on your friends by just "sleeping over" at your guy friend's house.
  7. You see beers all over a table. Lift each one up until you find one half full and chug it down when no one is looking.
  8. You find yourself sitting at random tables (preferably with lots of guys).
  9. You become overly enthusiastic when someone flashes a camera on your face and you feel like making strange poses and lots of sexy pouting.
  10. Every conversation starts with a booming laugh and an automatic clap or a spank on the lap of the hot guy beside you.
  11. Your make-up is smeared all over your face and somehow you have still managed to make out with 5 different guys. Very classy.
  12. The urge to take off pieces of clothing becomes strangely overwhelming.
  13. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own, so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
  14. You yell at the bartender, because you think he cheated you by giving you lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.
  15. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the lap of the hot guy beside you.
  16. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves only a little sensual.
  17. You begin to think you're a really good dancer and anyone within arms reach becomes your new dancing partner.
  18. You've taken off your shoes because you believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking and dancing around.
  19. You can't feel your phone vibrating in your pocket and then when you look to see what time it is, you find you have 16 missed calls from your boyfriend or worst your parents.
  20. One minute you're strutting your stuff, the next minute you're rolling on the ground, and you can't seem to remember the transition.
  21. You call your ex-boyfriend 100 times and leave lots of really nasty libelous text messages then leave a hint of where you're at so he can pick you up.
  22. You start hugging strange people and having great conversations with strangers.

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